Farscape Ship Meme
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john_scorpy, I randomized his list for my own before reading the questions.
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Scorpius/Braca. I know there’s quite a few out there, and I’ve read a handful. For me wanting to depends entirely the quality of the writing – if there’s thought and depth put into both characters and the plot, it can be quite enjoyable for me.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sikozu. Oh yes. On a scale of 1 to 10, she’s a 100. Caustic, courageous, good-hearted, gorgeous. And I have a thing for gingers, especially when they’re geniuses. I fell for Sikozu faster than any other character on the show.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
John/Chiana. I expect the John/Aeryn shippers’ screams of denial would shatter reality :p
Seriously though, I can’t answer “what would happen” unless I know how and when it happened. Chiana owns her sexuality and her body. She’s a smart girl who loves sex, has it frequently, doesn’t want a baby, and knows that rape can and does happen. You can bet all the money in the universe that she’s on some kind of long term birth control, along the lines of an IUD or hormone shot. And alien medicine and tech has consistently been show to be more advanced than human - their contraceptives are going to be reliable.
But let’s say John’s human sperm gets around that. There aren’t very many likely windows for “when”. Maybe if John had gone through with his threat in Crackers. Maybe Kansas. Maybe with Moya John in S3, after a night of heavy drinking and loosened inhibitions. Maybe early S4 mutual hurt-comfort sex. Or maybe some kind of AU where Aeryn and D’Argo are dead or entirely out of the picture for some other reason.
I have to say, an abortion John doesn’t know about is the most likely outcome in all the above scenarios except the last…for that one I’d think it’d be discussed, and probably decided against. Hope and angst and family and all they have left is each other, etc, etc.
Can you rec any fics about Nine?
Crais. My 3 favorite Crais ship fics are:
Running Out of Lives and Choices (with Chiana) by misaditas.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/78645
Convergence (with Donna Noble) by misaditas
http://archiveofourown.org/works/57847/chapters/76528
Of Oils & Hugs (with Jool) by Oleg.
http://terrafirmascapers.com/index.php/topic,35421.0.html
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Zhaan and Scorpius. I really can’t conceive of them as a couple at all, let alone a good one. So no. Although a part of me would like to see a story where she appeals to his better nature only to have him unleash her darker side…
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Aeryn/Crais or Aeryn/D’Argo. As much as I love Aeryn/Crais interaction and have read some really good, angsty, passionate fics with them, I’m going to say Aeryn/D’Argo. I really enjoy their friendship and non-sexual chemistry and I think that in the right circumstances they could actually work as something more, something solid. Their history and his respect for her as a fellow warrior would give them a strong foundation and hopefully keep his misogynistic streak at bay.. Fic rec: Hinterlands by Shaye
http://shriftweb.org/leviathan/archive/5/hinterlands.html
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Stark walks in on Zhaan and John. Hmm…my gut reaction was that unless he were in a very fragile place, Stark would be rather zen about it. Of course I’m assuming that it’s before her death, and not after a resurrection plot. He’d probably be very upset in that situation, because I think he blames John for her death. This would reopen that wound.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Harvey/D’Argo. Harvey, thrilled to have a visitor when D’Argo’s consciousness is temporarily trapped in John’s by a Hangi malfunction on LoMo, pulls out all the stops in an effort to impress.
That’s all I got. There would probably be a musical number.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Jool/Chiana. So easy to imagine, although it’s fluff studded with random sharp objects.
Fic rec: Let Them Eat Cake by AstroGirl
http://archiveofourown.org/works/27226
Suggest a title for a Twelve/Seven hurt-comfort fic.
John/Stark. Leaves Behind Glass. I have it in my head for a Stark story, might as well be this one ;-)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Sikozu/Jool. They’re in the cell on Arnessk; Noranti’s bored and would like to start tripping. While reaching for her hallucinogen, she literally trips and gets an aphrodisiac everywhere… Of course Chiana’s there too. Of course that may not be a problem.
Apologies for the porntastic scenario.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Stark. I don’t think so.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Harvey. Does Harvey het even exist?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Braca. I don’t think so. But I’d love to read good Braca stories of any sort if anyone has any recs.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Zhaan/Aeryn/Sikozu. As Zhaan/Aeryn/Sikozu, no, probably not. I think the Zhaan/Aeryn & Sikozu/Stark blends would be very interesting and natural to play with, and might have a taker…but I don’t know if that’s the same thing.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
D’Argo. The obvious is “Who’s your daddy”, but for me its humor is cancelled out by how much the phrase squicks me in a sexual situation. My ability to appreciate D’Argo and find him attractive is tenuous and doesn’t need testing, so I’m going to go with “frell”, a generic warrior roar, or whatever “oh god, Chiana” is in Luxan.
If you wrote a songfic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Chiana. Oh, there are so many! This is too hard…but I think I have to go with “Live and Learn” by The Cardigans.
Got kicked in the head
So I started a fight
Cause I knew I was right
But I learned I was wrong
I remember a slaughter
I remember I fought
For the money I brought
I got blistered and burned
And lost what I earned
But I live and I learn
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Jool/Scorpius/John. BDSM. Voyeurism. Mind-control of some sort. I think it would traumatize Jool, unless it’s evil Mirror!Jool. Then she’s pulling the strings.
What would be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Zhaan/D’Argo. Oh, the possibilities when you google plant/farmer/religious metaphors…the best and worst was “My untilled land lies fallow.”
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Aeryn. A few weeks ago I read and loved The Touch of Each Hand (Aeryn/Chiana) by Pellucid.
There were probably a couple after that, but that’s the one that’s sticking in my head. It was lovely.
http://pellucid.livejournal.com/204829.html
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Scorpius. The show hasn’t been shy about showing us his kinks, and he doesn’t seem shy about them himself…so I’m going to say anything super-secret would be related to his Scarran side and their normal practices, whatever they may be.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Braca/Crais. No. I’m not really seeing it drunk or sober. I think Braca is in love with Scorpius but that sex is fairly low on his list of interests and priorities.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Harvey/Stark. Harvey. I don’t think Stark could top a piece of dandelion fluff.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was were canon?
Stark/Chiana. If you’d asked me this last year, I’d have laughed and shooed you away, even though Chiana and Stark are my two favorite characters and I love them to pieces and always wished they had more interaction on the show but never thought of them in that way. But I read this perfect ficlet by AstroGirl, and later had a lovely little dream about them, and now…I would love it. It wouldn’t be forever, but I think it would be really interesting while it lasted.
Fic rec: http://astrogirl2.livejournal.com/187719.html
"One (Jool) and Nine (Crais) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Crais) suddenly runs off with Four (Sikozu). One (Jool), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Braca) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (John), then follows the wise advice of Five (Aeryn) and finds true love with Three (Harvey)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
That sounds like a season of Melrose Place. But it needs a bodice-ripping title. The Flame and the Figment.
nymeria_55, charlie_bz, and olegscape might read it. damnedscientist should write it.
john_scorpy, I randomized his list for my own before reading the questions.- Jool
- Zhaan
- Harvey
- Sikozu
- Aeryn
- Scorpius
- Stark
- Chiana
- Crais
- D'Argo
- Braca
- John
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Scorpius/Braca. I know there’s quite a few out there, and I’ve read a handful. For me wanting to depends entirely the quality of the writing – if there’s thought and depth put into both characters and the plot, it can be quite enjoyable for me.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sikozu. Oh yes. On a scale of 1 to 10, she’s a 100. Caustic, courageous, good-hearted, gorgeous. And I have a thing for gingers, especially when they’re geniuses. I fell for Sikozu faster than any other character on the show.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
John/Chiana. I expect the John/Aeryn shippers’ screams of denial would shatter reality :p
Seriously though, I can’t answer “what would happen” unless I know how and when it happened. Chiana owns her sexuality and her body. She’s a smart girl who loves sex, has it frequently, doesn’t want a baby, and knows that rape can and does happen. You can bet all the money in the universe that she’s on some kind of long term birth control, along the lines of an IUD or hormone shot. And alien medicine and tech has consistently been show to be more advanced than human - their contraceptives are going to be reliable.
But let’s say John’s human sperm gets around that. There aren’t very many likely windows for “when”. Maybe if John had gone through with his threat in Crackers. Maybe Kansas. Maybe with Moya John in S3, after a night of heavy drinking and loosened inhibitions. Maybe early S4 mutual hurt-comfort sex. Or maybe some kind of AU where Aeryn and D’Argo are dead or entirely out of the picture for some other reason.
I have to say, an abortion John doesn’t know about is the most likely outcome in all the above scenarios except the last…for that one I’d think it’d be discussed, and probably decided against. Hope and angst and family and all they have left is each other, etc, etc.
Can you rec any fics about Nine?
Crais. My 3 favorite Crais ship fics are:
Running Out of Lives and Choices (with Chiana) by misaditas.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/78645
Convergence (with Donna Noble) by misaditas
http://archiveofourown.org/works/57847/chapters/76528
Of Oils & Hugs (with Jool) by Oleg.
http://terrafirmascapers.com/index.php/topic,35421.0.html
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Zhaan and Scorpius. I really can’t conceive of them as a couple at all, let alone a good one. So no. Although a part of me would like to see a story where she appeals to his better nature only to have him unleash her darker side…
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Aeryn/Crais or Aeryn/D’Argo. As much as I love Aeryn/Crais interaction and have read some really good, angsty, passionate fics with them, I’m going to say Aeryn/D’Argo. I really enjoy their friendship and non-sexual chemistry and I think that in the right circumstances they could actually work as something more, something solid. Their history and his respect for her as a fellow warrior would give them a strong foundation and hopefully keep his misogynistic streak at bay.. Fic rec: Hinterlands by Shaye
http://shriftweb.org/leviathan/archive/5/hinterlands.html
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Stark walks in on Zhaan and John. Hmm…my gut reaction was that unless he were in a very fragile place, Stark would be rather zen about it. Of course I’m assuming that it’s before her death, and not after a resurrection plot. He’d probably be very upset in that situation, because I think he blames John for her death. This would reopen that wound.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Harvey/D’Argo. Harvey, thrilled to have a visitor when D’Argo’s consciousness is temporarily trapped in John’s by a Hangi malfunction on LoMo, pulls out all the stops in an effort to impress.
That’s all I got. There would probably be a musical number.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Jool/Chiana. So easy to imagine, although it’s fluff studded with random sharp objects.
Fic rec: Let Them Eat Cake by AstroGirl
http://archiveofourown.org/works/27226
Suggest a title for a Twelve/Seven hurt-comfort fic.
John/Stark. Leaves Behind Glass. I have it in my head for a Stark story, might as well be this one ;-)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Sikozu/Jool. They’re in the cell on Arnessk; Noranti’s bored and would like to start tripping. While reaching for her hallucinogen, she literally trips and gets an aphrodisiac everywhere… Of course Chiana’s there too. Of course that may not be a problem.
Apologies for the porntastic scenario.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Stark. I don’t think so.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Harvey. Does Harvey het even exist?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Braca. I don’t think so. But I’d love to read good Braca stories of any sort if anyone has any recs.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Zhaan/Aeryn/Sikozu. As Zhaan/Aeryn/Sikozu, no, probably not. I think the Zhaan/Aeryn & Sikozu/Stark blends would be very interesting and natural to play with, and might have a taker…but I don’t know if that’s the same thing.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
D’Argo. The obvious is “Who’s your daddy”, but for me its humor is cancelled out by how much the phrase squicks me in a sexual situation. My ability to appreciate D’Argo and find him attractive is tenuous and doesn’t need testing, so I’m going to go with “frell”, a generic warrior roar, or whatever “oh god, Chiana” is in Luxan.
If you wrote a songfic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Chiana. Oh, there are so many! This is too hard…but I think I have to go with “Live and Learn” by The Cardigans.
Got kicked in the head
So I started a fight
Cause I knew I was right
But I learned I was wrong
I remember a slaughter
I remember I fought
For the money I brought
I got blistered and burned
And lost what I earned
But I live and I learn
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Jool/Scorpius/John. BDSM. Voyeurism. Mind-control of some sort. I think it would traumatize Jool, unless it’s evil Mirror!Jool. Then she’s pulling the strings.
What would be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Zhaan/D’Argo. Oh, the possibilities when you google plant/farmer/religious metaphors…the best and worst was “My untilled land lies fallow.”
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Aeryn. A few weeks ago I read and loved The Touch of Each Hand (Aeryn/Chiana) by Pellucid.
There were probably a couple after that, but that’s the one that’s sticking in my head. It was lovely.
http://pellucid.livejournal.com/204829.html
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Scorpius. The show hasn’t been shy about showing us his kinks, and he doesn’t seem shy about them himself…so I’m going to say anything super-secret would be related to his Scarran side and their normal practices, whatever they may be.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Braca/Crais. No. I’m not really seeing it drunk or sober. I think Braca is in love with Scorpius but that sex is fairly low on his list of interests and priorities.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Harvey/Stark. Harvey. I don’t think Stark could top a piece of dandelion fluff.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was were canon?
Stark/Chiana. If you’d asked me this last year, I’d have laughed and shooed you away, even though Chiana and Stark are my two favorite characters and I love them to pieces and always wished they had more interaction on the show but never thought of them in that way. But I read this perfect ficlet by AstroGirl, and later had a lovely little dream about them, and now…I would love it. It wouldn’t be forever, but I think it would be really interesting while it lasted.
Fic rec: http://astrogirl2.livejournal.com/187719.html
"One (Jool) and Nine (Crais) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Crais) suddenly runs off with Four (Sikozu). One (Jool), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Braca) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (John), then follows the wise advice of Five (Aeryn) and finds true love with Three (Harvey)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
That sounds like a season of Melrose Place. But it needs a bodice-ripping title. The Flame and the Figment.
nymeria_55, charlie_bz, and olegscape might read it. damnedscientist should write it.
