
FBI Agent Bert Macklin was the best they ever had until he was framed for a crime he didn't commit: stealing the President's rubies from a Noatian gem mine. For twenty-two cycles the fearless and forthright Macklin has worked to clear his name by searching for Joolushko Hovalis, an exotic young woman who disappeared along with the treasure. For twenty-two cycles Macklin has believed Joolushko acted alone...until he encounters her former flatmate, the enigmatic Janet Snakehole.
What is Janet's terrible secret? Who is the man known only as Grunchlk? Where has Joolushko been for twenty-two cycles and why does she want revenge? When will the brave and much maligned Bert Macklin receive justice?
Find out this week on the series finale of Bert Macklin FBI.
Please pitch this to a TV exec!
Date: 2011-07-24 05:56 pm (UTC)(But know I may have to settle for a crossover fanfic)... Nudge...
Re: Please pitch this to a TV exec!
Date: 2011-07-25 05:46 am (UTC)I could watch Janet Snakehole all day every day.
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Date: 2011-07-24 08:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-25 05:50 am (UTC)Aubrey's delivery of "HOW DARE YOU!!!" is LITERALLY the funniest thing I've ever seen on television.
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Date: 2011-07-26 12:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-29 05:32 pm (UTC)Though I don't know the crossover show you used here, and therefore I must have lost some nuances here, I enjoyed very much the tone of your blurb: it sounded exactly like those '50s and '60s trailers, all hype and booming voices, with promises of adventure, danger and dark tidings :-)
Amazing!!!
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Date: 2011-07-30 07:01 am (UTC)The show itself is Parks & Recreation, a comedy about the Parks Department of a small American town. It is WONDERFUL. The first season is a bit uneven and unfunny in places, but then they dump this one character/story thread and it's just...perfect. So, so funny, and with SO much heart. Most of the humor is very kind and light as opposed to dark and sarcastic, and there's a heavy focus on friendships. It's something I think you'd really enjoy.
Bert Macklin (the best FBI agent ever until he was framed for stealing the president's rubies) and Janet Snakehole (a very rich widow with a terrible secret) are the altar egos of two of the Parks employees, April & Andy. So this isn't a real show, as such...but I REALLY wish it were =D